Anonymous asked: Tips on getting my pussy to taste better? Like types of food to eat n stuff
I’m guessing it varies on a girl-by-girl basis hun, but here’s a little something that’s worked perfectly for me since high school —
Foods to Eat: Natural, sweet-tasting fruits and veggies like red grapes, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries (most of the sweeter ‘berries’ fit the category), apples, pineapples, watermelon, protein shakes, fruit-at-the-bottom yogurt (I especially love the greek yogurt varieties), and last but not least — drink lots and lots of water!!
(yummy fruit salads for me = yummy Ava-pussy for him!)
Foods to Avoid: Basically any food that tends to cause bad breath or odorous bodily emissions (I think you know what I’m referring to). Some of the things that I personally try to avoid are coffee, super-duper hard alcohol, red meats like steak and pork, fish (with the exception of wild alaskan salmon), egg yolks (I just use egg-whties for omelets) and certain strong-smelling foods like onions, asparagus, cardoons and fennel.
(bacon might taste good, but it’s not worth it — for your pussy and your health!)
Remember, these are just things that I’ve found work for me in particular, so pretty please only use this as a general guideline or something to think about. Play around with different foods and find out what works best for you!
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She loves to spread her holes for everyone to see before she gets fucked! The more people in the room watching her, the wetter her pussy gets. She loves to have sex at concerts and places with big crowds of people watching.
Nasty gappy hairy granny twat!
I luv it
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. “You can pay by the inch.” When the first man comes back out his friends ask, “How much did she charge you?” “$75 dollars,” said the first. The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess. The third man goes in and returns, “How much did she charge you?” ask the first two. ” $20 dollars” replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically. “Hey guys,” replied the third, “I’m not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!”
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.”, answered the woman. “We don’t have a maid!” “I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.” “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” “Ummm …. she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.” The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?” “What do I have to do?” “I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.” The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?” “Throw them in the swimming pool!” “What?! There’s no pool here?” Long pause… “Uh …. is this 221-1811?”
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